|Bullied child illustration|
A man is offering professional bullying service in order to teach kids how to survive in the real world, according to a recent Craigslist advertisement.
The person behind the advertisement, who identified himself as a 29-year-old childless man, offered his pitch as to why he would be a perfect candidate to bully your child.
“Every time I board a plane, walk past a school or go through the narrow aisles of a shop, I have the same thought. Children are my least favorite kind of people. I am not a father, each of these activities I just mentioned requires that I mentally prepare myself to face the worst side of children and I can only imagine what it must be like for people who are forced to live in the same home with these tiny and sticky creatures,” the man wrote in the advertisement.
The advertisement did not stay up on Craigslist for long as it was flagged and removed. A screen grab of the advertisement however, is widely available on the internet.